Majestic Handitaur Centaur Hand Finger Puppet Set
Majestic Handitaur Centaur Hand Finger Puppet Set
5.0 out of 5 stars Completed the job.
By Amazon Customer
I initially purchased the Magestic Centaur finger puppet as a toy and a fun distraction from the daily grind! My cable television had recently been cancelled, and four keys on my typewriter had been jammed since the holidays. Needless to say, this left me feeling lost, as far as visual and finger stimulation were concerned.
Upon opening my newfound hand companion, I felt nothing but sheer joy. My fingers danced like Tom Hanks on a roll-out piano in the hit movie “Big”. Reginald the Strong (his God given name) was a delight to be around at every hour. We enjoyed microwave popcorn and mini-muffins together nightly. (“This will go straight to my hips!” he complained, but it was all in jest. He HAS NO hips! He is a finger puppet! Oh my. What a comedian.) To top it all off, he told me tales of slaying unicorns and dragons, although I think he has tendency to exaggerate, based on his issues with his mother. Another story for another time!!!
Occasionally, in the depths of my despair (oops, I meant “sleep”!), he would crawl across my pillow and whisper all of the reasons I should seek vengeance on all of the countless others that have wronged me. Sometimes, it would go on for minutes….or even days! Granted, I ended up losing my job …..and there may have been a few police reports and lonely nights in jail that occurred. Too bad I couldn’t bring my little buddy with me! That’s what I get for listening to a zany, wacky hand puppet, I guess! Silly old me! At least I finally have a true FRIEND. Forever!
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