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BlueQ Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Hand Soap

5.0 out of 5 stars Because you really never know where Jeff’s hands have been.. By SC on June 22, 2014 While I clean, polish and coif my genitals several […]

Microwave for One

WTAJFC… 3.0 out of 5 stars Buy this book, or don’t, I don’t care anymore By Michael Pemulis on January 10, 2011 It used to be that I got home […]

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml

5.0 out of 5 stars Calm Before the Storm By PYGMUS on April 26, 2014 Veet and other Amazon reviewers warned me not to put this product on certain … […]

Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz

Make this your only stock and store By Edgar on July 8, 2008 Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts ‘N Honey, With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 […]

Playmobil Security Check Point

3.0 out of 5 stars Great lesson for the kids! By loosenut on September 9, 2005 I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality […]

Zenith Men’s 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

5.0 out of 5 stars Saves $58,000, what a deal! By Zee Hamid on December 4, 2010 I wasn’t going to buy this watch, but then I noticed Amazon had […]

Sigma 200-500mm f/2.8 APO EX DG Ultra-Telephoto Zoom Lens for Canon DSLR Cameras

5.0 out of 5 stars If you don’t believe in religion I strongly recommend you buy this product By Amazon Customer on April 30, 2017 If you don’t believe in […]

Uranium Ore

3.0 out of 5 stars Great Product, Poor Packaging By Patrick J. McGovern on May 14, 2009 I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it […]

Haribo Original Gold-Bears Gummi Candy, 5-Pound Bag

We don’t even know where to begin with this one. This is the product that started it all for us. The full title is: “Haribo Original Gold-Bears Gummi Candy, 5-Pound […]

Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

Why anyone would pay $8,200 for this ridiculous, barely functional, non-Swiss made display knife, is beyond me. Out of 600+ reviews, none of them are “verified” purchases, so that’s a […]

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