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Microwave for One

WTAJFC… 3.0 out of 5 stars Buy this book, or don’t, I don’t care anymore By Michael Pemulis on January 10, 2011 It used to be that I got home […]

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml

5.0 out of 5 stars Calm Before the Storm By PYGMUS on April 26, 2014 Veet and other Amazon reviewers warned me not to put this product on certain … […]

Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz

Make this your only stock and store By Edgar on July 8, 2008 Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts ‘N Honey, With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 […]

Uranium Ore

3.0 out of 5 stars Great Product, Poor Packaging By Patrick J. McGovern on May 14, 2009 I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it […]

ThinkGeek Easy-Open Canned Unicorn Meat: Excellent Source of Sparkles

2.0 out of 5 stars Tastes Like Spam By George Takei on July 9, 2013 When my shipment of unicorn meat from RADIANT FARMS finally arrived, I prepared the fragrant […]

Haribo Original Gold-Bears Gummi Candy, 5-Pound Bag

We don’t even know where to begin with this one. This is the product that started it all for us. The full title is: “Haribo Original Gold-Bears Gummi Candy, 5-Pound […]

Creative Arts by Charles Leonard Glitter

5.0 out of 5 stars Great For more then just Arts and Crafts By Brian Spatz on February 14, 2014 So I wake up in the middle of the night […]

Where Is Baby’s Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap Book

1.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the ending right on the cover! By PacMan on April 19, 2012 This book is completely misleading. […]

This product has hands-down the most epic reviews on Amazon in terms of thoughtfulness (and super-powers gained). The numerous appearances in pop culture and the parodies spawned prompted someone to […]

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