Buddha Maitreya the Christ 51 Degree Copper Meditation Pyramid

The *inhale* 6ft Square Buddha Maitreya the Christ 51 Degree Copper Meditation Pyramid System for Healing – With Polished Copper Connectors, Apex & Base Poles and 4″ Capstone *exhale* ..is quite possibly the longest title in an Amazon product we have yet to come across. That being said, this is some funny shit:

1 out of 5 Stars Incomplete item!
By JOSEPH R FANNING on January 5, 2015

This tent was missing its stakes, tarp, and fly cover. I had to cover it in vines and leaves for my camping trip, and I got soaked overnight when it rained. Coincidentally, my hepatitis is gone now.

5 out of 5 Stars Never settle for less than meditation grade copper ever again!
By ageorge on February 20, 2015

My pineal gland went from aligned and perfectly balanced into full upright manasikara (attention) when I saw 8 pieces of meditation grade copper bound together in the shape of a pyramid for nearly 15 times the price as what your local home depot could ever charge! Never settle for less than the best when It comes to copper, industrial and plumbing grade won’t provide a quality meditation like this does.

Warning: Reading the instructions provided with this product is crucial for getting the most from this device. Also, a mosquito net is advised to further avoid the temptation of smacking dead relatives during your morning session.